Meet Olli and Delli, the pugs.
They wrinkle their faces and shrug:
“Unleash yourself from the past,
It drags you backwards fast.
Fear the future no more,
Nobody knows what’s in store.
Just get the most of now!
Run in puddles, roll in poo, hump that chow.
It works for us anyhow…
…by the way, where are those sausages you mentioned earlier?”